Aspirina en polvo

Ja ja ja
buenisimo...ja ja ja

conque si!! fuiste tu la que aconsejo eso a mi marido?? grrr...

y yo que tenia una escusa... GRGGRRR..

mas matao. yo no podre escaquearme. :p



Muy bueno

y tan en polvo. jajajajaja.

es el mejor chiste que he escuchado desde hace mucho tiempo.

saludos

Prueba de smileys
Solo pa probar a ver cuales funcionan y como son.





Frowning smiley.
:-I Indifferent smiley
:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark

>:->

>;->
(-: User is left handed.
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*) User is drunk.
[:] User is a robot.

8-) User is wearing sunglasses
8 User is a little girl.

:-[ User is a vampire.
:-~) User has a cold.
:^) User has a broken nose.

:-& User is tongue tied.
|-I User is asleep.

User is laughing (at you!)

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

[ User is wearing a walkman.

X-( User just died.

:I Hmmm...

:* Kisses.

|I Asleep.

Mega Smileys

C=}>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

}:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.

Emotional Smileys

ha ha

|-) hee hee

|-D ho ho

:-> hey hey

boo hoo

:-I hmmm

oops

:-P nyahhhh!

Prueba
Sad.

:[ Real Downer.

:< What?

:{ What?

Yelling.

:C What?

:Q What?

:,( Crying.

[] Hugs and ...

:* Kisses.

|I Asleep.

^o Snoring.

Midget smiley.

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.

=) Variation on a theme...

:} What should we call these? (what?)

Happy.

:> What?

:@ What?

Laughter.

:I Hmmm...

ha ha

|-) hee hee

|-D ho ho

:-> hey hey

boo hoo

:-I hmmm

oops

:-P nyahhhh!

:-
no salen bien

Jajaja
no tranquila, no fui yo.

Ajajajjaj
ya no hay excusa ehh!!!

Pues.....
nop nop, no la hay jeje